Bea & Gareth Are Getting MARRIED

brighton 10/10/2025

By now you’ll know we’re not much for formalities. Just chuck on your best frock, maybe lash on a bit of glitter, or just wear whatever doesn’t smell like bin juice. We’re celebrating 10 years of not murdering each other, and we want to do it with our favourite people — that includes you, ya lucky sod.

Ceremony

Brighton Town Hall at 2 pm
Seats are limited (cheers, registry office), so if you fancy watching us sign our lives away, give us a heads-up pronto and we’ll try to wedge you in.

PARTY

The Joker at 8 pm
There’ll be one drink on us, and then you're back to funding your own bad decisions. Expect live music, dodgy dance moves, and a karaoke machine begging for mercy. Bring your inner Gaga or Tom Jones. Warm up those pipes.

RSVP or forever hold your peace 👇

LUNCH

TBC at 3.30 pm

This one's a small family affair — but if you’re coming to the ceremony and looking to stuff your face between vows and dodgy dancing, drop us a line and we’ll send you our top Brighton grub spots. (We’ve done the research. You’re welcome.)

GIFTS

We’re flattered, but no gifts please — we keep moving house like fugitives and can’t deal with more stuff. If you’re feeling generous, belt out a power ballad in our honour!